Wouldnt It Be Great To Turn On The Tv And Hear The President Or A Republican Or Democrat Give This Speech?
Apr 02, 2006 by that girl | Posted in Government
My Paramour Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not fancy to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a unmitigated removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to inaugurate the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq variance. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other register contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that things immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will tolerably much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third have Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a exiguity? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing sexually transmitted problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and rub out you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or peradventure China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your facilitate, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York Bishopric to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't be attracted to about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or shield your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the fantastic. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are probable to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his undiminished corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Imagine where I am going to put em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
We are dead tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to wind up successfully. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is point for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
More a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of at best about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on Catalogue 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.To the nations on List 2, a closing thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America. Thank you and documentation night.
What would happen if Americans went to Mexico and walked the streets and demanded there rights waving the American gonfalon?
Love Mr. President.
Thank you so much for getting out of everyones busness. Your support of currupt third world governements over the background century has really screwed up a lot of places and it would be great if we, the people of these nations, could now resolve this by growing communist, or a politcal ideal that is not based on exporting any wealth back to your country.
Does this also far-out the corrupt governments you put in place and gave loans to, us poor farmers do not have to pay them back? That would be a relief, it would be large to feed our children for once.
Also when you hunt down these terrorists, are you going to do it the same way you did it with Iraq? Make sure you get the motherland right this time, but it does't seem like you are changing much.
I look forward to you staying out of domain affairs and I have enclosed bill for being the most polluting country in the world over the last century, so we can work on undoing the check compensation you have done. (Should only be a few million Billion dollars, to get the Ozone layer working again.)
Yours Sincerely
The Third World.
PS. Can we have all our gold, metals and pour forests back please.
Wouldn't It Be Great To Turn On The TV And Hear Any U.S. President, Democrat Or Republican Give The Following
Feb 19, 2008 by kylekuypers | Posted in Politics
Communication?
"My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not require to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a unqualified removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now at all times to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq contention. This list is short . The United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria , Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other beadroll contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that shit immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will appealing much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer customary to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Poverty help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this readies toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Twist with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or possibly China .
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia Thanks for all your keep from, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez amies.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York Burgh to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't attend to about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or observation your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the mankind. I love New York
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are odds-on to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his complete corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guesstimate where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
We are knocked out of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to submit c be communicated. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
It is time for America to distinct on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Not quite a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of simply about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on Bibliography 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a irreversible thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America . Thank you and acceptable night. "
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
Fabulous man !! What a prodigious job of making these other countries take responsibility .
Another man, about 35 years ago, had something very similar to say .
It's long but worth every milisecond . Written by Canada's most illustrious Journalist , Gordon Sinclair .
"LET'S BE PERSONAL"
Broadcast June 5, 1973
CFRB, Toronto, Ontario
Theme: "The Americans"
The United States dollar took another pounding on German, French and British exchanges this morning, hitting the lowest aim ever known in West Germany. It has declined there by 41% since 1971 and this Canadian thinks it is culture to speak up for the Americans as the most generous and possibly the least-appreciated people in all the earth.
As long as sixty years ago, when I first started to assume from newspapers, I read of floods on the Yellow River and the Yangtse. Who rushed in with men and money to employees? The Americans did.
They have helped control floods on the Nile, the Amazon, the Ganges and the Niger. Today, the intense bottom land of the Misssissippi is under water and no foreign land has sent a dollar to help. Germany, Japan and, to a lesser range, Britain and Italy, were lifted out of the debris of war by the Americans who poured in billions of dollars and forgave other billions in debts. None of those countries is today paying even the interest on its residual debts to the United States.
When the franc was in danger of collapsing in 1956, it was the Americans who propped it up and their favour was to be insulted and swindled on the streets of Paris. I was there. I saw it.
When distant cities are hit by earthquakes, it is the United States that hurries into avoid... Managua Nicaragua is one of the most recent examples. So far this spring, 59 American communities have been flattened by tornadoes. Nobody has helped.
The Marshall Layout .. the Truman Policy .. all pumped billions upon billions of dollars into discouraged countries. Now, newspapers in those countries are handwriting about the decadent war-mongering Americans.
I'd like to see one of those countries that is gloating over the erosion of the United States dollar shape its own airplanes.
Come on... let's hear it! Does any other country in the world have a plane to similar to the Boeing Jumbo Jet, the Lockheed Tristar or the Douglas 107? If so, why don't they fly them? Why do all international lines except Russia fly American planes? Why does no other homeland on earth even consider putting a man or women on the moon?
You talk about Japanese technocracy and you get radios. You talk about German technocracy and you get automobiles. You talk about American technocracy and you find men on the moon, not once, but several times ... and safely digs again. You talk about scandals and the Americans put theirs right in the store window for everyone to look at. Even the delineate dodgers are not pursued and hounded. They are here on our streets, most of them ... unless they are breaking Canadian laws .. are getting American dollars from Ma and Pa at cosy to spend here.
When the Americans get out of this bind ... as they will... who could blame them if they said 'the hell with the remain of the world'. Let someone else buy the Israel bonds, Let someone else build or repair foreign dams or design non-native buildings that won't shake apart in earthquakes.
When the railways of France, Germany and India were breaking down through age, it was the Americans who rebuilt them. When the Pennsylvania Railroad and the New York Primary went broke, nobody loaned them an old caboose. Both are still broke. I can name to you 5,000 times when the Americans raced to the staff of other people in trouble.
Can you name me even one time when someone else raced to the Americans in trouble? I don't think there was outside relieve even during the San Francisco earthquake.
Our neighbours have faced it alone and I am one Canadian who is damned tired of hearing them kicked around. They will result as a be revealed out of this thing with their flag high. And when they do, they are entitled to thumb their nose at the lands that are gloating over their put forward troubles.
I hope Canada is not one of these. But there are many smug, self-righteous Canadians. And finally, the American Red Irascible was told at its 48th Annual meeting in New Orleans this morning that it was broke.
This year's disasters .. with the year less than half-over… has bewitched it all and nobody...but nobody... has helped.
Dec 05, 2006 by stoopnow | Posted in Other - Politics & Government
I entertain the idea Hillery Clinton summarized Saddam's relationship with 9/11 best ..
In the four years since the inspectors Nautical port, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons goods, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al Qaeda members. It is complete, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep tiresome to develop nuclear weapons."
Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002
As a sanctuary and an aid to al qaeda the Damoclean sword of WMD including nuclear possibilities made him an important target for the well being of the US and the world. Afghanistan alone is not a threat , it did not have the capabilities of Iraq which is why both areas became targets..
Im At Uni And Do English, Ive Wrote 5 Novels This Is My 6th One Plz Tell Me What You Think About It?
Apr 13, 2008 by Pinda S | Posted in Trivia
this is only 1st chapter and bit of 2nd chapter im prevalent to aim for 80 to 90 chapters to finish novel
The way you have written your query causes me to doubt that you are at uni; however that doesn't mean that you haven't written several novels.
So, that aside, I over your writing has some heft to it, but that it is compromised by your lack of technical skill. You have some good ideas for chain of events and character, but you haven't yet learned how to develop them (you are simply STATING, instead of DEVELOPING).
That said, I anticipation you will not give up. Just realize that good writing takes more than story ideas and the discipline to take down it out (although those are very important -- and you are ahead of many people when it comes to that). You now have to study the craft. Labour on your grammar, syntax, character development, and plotting techniques.
You not only have to write a good novelette, you want to get it published. Editors will only read so far into a text. If you don't know the basics of good editorial (including all the rules for grammar, punctuation, etc.), they just stop reading.
Jan 15, 2006 by youngdominic | Posted in Singles & Dating
During the close by 3 years I've twice been stood up after flying the Atlantic from London to Manhattan to meet women I was web dating. Is that a maxisingle? How many thousands of miles is that - two round trips across the big pond?
It was really horrible at the time, but at least I can type a joke about it now :-|
:-)
DC
www.tigerworld.tv
I desire for ya, dude. Looks like gimpy's got you beat ;-)
It's tough dating women online and then having them be a no-show. Dialect mayhap in the future (if you're still inclined for this) you could have them book the hotel room for you, with the promise from you to pay them upon arrival. You can always check to approve the room is booked and the lady is more likely to show if she's put a bit of money out. Good luck to you.
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Love Mr. President.