Mar 28, 2008 by lemon tea | Posted in Standards & Testing
I pine for to learn Japanese in NY. Does any Japanese language center locate in Queens or Manhattan that has high quality in professor and yield JLPT course.
Where Can I Take Affordable Italian Language Classes In New York City?
Aug 14, 2008 by X | Posted in Languages
I'm looking for a suitable to take Italian language classes in NYC (Manhattan). Can you recommend an affordable place to do this?
I am looking for interactive classes that do not fuzzy on simply repetition as a method of learning. The language course must be available in the evening. They can be either at a university, a language originate or a community center.
Please let me know if you have taken classes at whichever place you are recommending and what your opinion of the classes were.
I have 2 italian friends if u be any help with italian
mm i dont have the less idea about ur question but if u decide learning spanish im here to refrain from u
bye kisses from uruguay
I'm not firm where you got all of that from, but I think you need to try again. Layout codes are long, but not usually THAT long. I would advise not to use this jurisprudence.
How To Know *IF* You're A New Yorker By Willy? -- A Born & Raised NYer!?
Jul 15, 2006 by Willy | Posted in Jokes & Riddles
Willys cynical brainwork for the fucking day;
I'm not a complete idiot, there're still some fucking parts missing!
How to know *IF* you're a New Yorker By Willy -- A born & raised NYer!
1. New Yorkers ARE NOT FREAKING Uncivil! AND ANYBODY WHO THINKS SO CAN
SHOVE IT -- you know where! (I told you we ain't rude)!
2. Born and raised New Yorkers don't have accents; people from the south have a "shiftless drawl," people in Cali talk "like Oh Wow that's awesome," Midwesterners talk "corn porn," Bahstuners are always driving a "cah to a bah." etc.. Of seminar New York's many immigrants all arrive talking "funny." But much of that language, in a few, becomes NY slang! See handful 13.
3. Crosswalks WTF are those? You cross the street from wherever YOU are NOT the freaking lines on the road!
4. Depending on your age, and musical tastes, you've been to a "vigorous" music concert at; Averery Fisher Hall, the Metropolitan Opera, Lincoln Center, Wireless City Music Hall, the Filmore East, Roselands Ballroom, Madison Na Garden -- screw the Meadowlands it's in Jersey - The Bottom Line, CBGBs, or all the above! Live music is what separates the men from boys!
5. You be familiar with why, when outsiders write about it, Broadway is always in quotation marks!
6. Cars are cool, to the young, as you get older you rely more on Subways, buses, and trains -- no dear gasoline or damn parking fees. Besides they take you within walking distance of, almost, any freaking where!
7. If you're male you were once in a party, probably the __ St. gang, not the crips or bloods, if you're over 35 you've hit somebody or been hit by a baseball bat in raise one's hackles. Or at least you've seen or heard of it being done!
8. If you're female you were, at one time, a "bad girl!"
9. When out with friends @#%! & *&%# are satisfactory figures of speech!
10. When pissed off your language could make a Sailor or a 42nd St. hooker blush!
11. You hate the strike one of car horns blaring. Your favorite method of communication is the middle finger. Even if you have to "fawn up the asz" of the car in front of you!
12. You sleep through police & fire department sirens, thunder storms, blackouts, even gun shots! But if the kid upstairs practices guitar too loudly...
13. You sympathize what, "Domino chocha," "kurveh," "Bootay," and "squaldrina" stingy without taking language lessons!
14. WTF are dungarees? In New York we wear jeans, Levi's, Lee's, Wrangler's, mostly low-spirited but not always. And yeah there are those that wear the "Hoi-Paloi designer jeans on sale only $99.95," mostly foreigners from shell of New York!
15. You can go out to a "real pizza place" and eat "real pizza." Fend off around and get "Real Chinese food," then go get Jewish pastries at Zabar's. This is capabilities made by the real ethnic people, NOT reheated crap put together from a cookbook like an erector set!
16. You girlfriend street fairs, garage sales, going out of business sales anywhere you can haggle over the sacrifice. You especially like to haggle with non NYers, who are "less skilled," and take them for whatever!
17. New Yorkers recognize that McDonold's was the death knell of capitalism! It led to all those "cookie cutter" restrict stores; and the, smiling, sixteen year old counter clerks with their, phony "Can I alleviate you?" In the days waitresses asked, "What cha want?"
18. You know where the Representation of Liberty, Empire State building, and South Street Seaport are but, except on school trips, you've never been there!
19. New York has four seasons, sprightliness showers, too damn hot, fall rains, and Goddamn it's winter again. This has helped us to develop a inflexible exterior because the weather ALWAYS changes!
20. If you list your friends, or coworkers in one row, and their ethnic backgrounds across the archives you have a veritable United Nations!
21. "Reality TV" what the fuckk is that all about? It ain't nothing but Hollywood's intimation of "relevance." To older NYers "reality TV" began with "Captain Kangaroo," continued with "The Groucho Marx Show," and ended with "I Partiality Lucy!"
22. In NY we don't follow authority. EVERYBODY is a boss from Donald Trump to the newest janitor who is the "defeat boss!"
23. You keep a car jack handle, from an older car, within reach when driving just to be on the secure side. You've heard all the stories of car jacking, and besides you can use it as a drum stick!
24. You live in NYC or within an hour of midtown Manhattan. Or at least you grew up there!
25. New Yorkers don't give a rats asz if they rattle people, they ain't changing to please anybody!
26. True NYers don't kiss anybody's asz. If you're with people with a puckered up anus station to the George Washington Bridge and say, "Go to Newark!"
27. NYers are sick of hearing the offence rate has dropped __% this year! We want to know when will it be zero?
28. Other people may, at times, have the "moxie" but died in the wool NYers didn't practised from a book, i.e., "Attitudes for Dummy's." No, we learned it in the streets, alleys, bars, and honky tonks of NYC!
29. Hillary Clinton ain't a New Yorker! Enough said?
30. New Yorkers agree voting is like flushing a toilet; the old turds get flushed to be replaced by freaking new turds!
31. You be aware, at first reading, my words. And you get a kick out of sending this list to friends in "Butt-Lick, Kansas," "Departed Wages, Nevada," "Sunny Southern 'Californification'" and "Bahstun, Masivechews-shlt" to rub their faces in the as a matter of actual fact that they ain't from New York!
32. Certain areas are technically in NY but the people from there NO WAY IN FREAING HELL. These areas encompass the upper east side of Manhattan, Scarsdale, much of the Hamptons, etc!
Note to people living other places; that new next door neighbor fitting maybe a transplanted NYer so be careful he, hell she too, may smack you upside the head a moment ago for GP!
I qualify, or I'm guilty of all the above. Now not everybody can be from NY, thank God, and I'm sure people from other places do some of these too. NY doesn't have a "monopoly" last I heard open channel was still trying to buy it.... Being a "New Yorker" is an attitude more then anything else, and there are idiots living here too see slew 29. The attitude of New Yawk carries to wherever they move, and many NYers did & do, so the guy, or girl, who cut you off wherever just maybe from day one from the BIG Apple. There's an easy way to test this; open your window and yell at them. If you are rewarded with the NY Bird (Halfway point finger) that is proof positive (See #11)! Also if a NYer, especially from Brooklyn, moves elsewhere before they destroy a sentence the 'locals' ask, "So you're not from around here huh?"
Okay how to know if you're a New Yorker? If you do at least 10 of these things regularly, i.e., you don't do them one at a time over a period of a year. No, you do them all the time then you *MAYBE* a NYer!
Or chicks ONLY send me a photo of your superb mounds and I'll tell you if you have "New York potential." The winner of the contest moral may win a ticket to NY. Foreigners are eligible too!
@2004 By Willy Senkiwsky
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu es/
From; http://www.unconditional-knowledge.com/~willyblu es/id47.htm LANGUAGE WARNING that site has the, unedited, version!
All are incorrect..but thx for sharing !! and yes...new yorkers are the coolest people !
Where To Live After Retirement (this Is For Old Farts Only)?
Sep 11, 2006 by Dew Drop | Posted in Jokes & Riddles
As we all separate, sometimes we come face to face with the fact that it may be time to relocate.
The big question is: where to? Here are some tips.
You can electrified in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your sucker from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican nourishment.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: middling, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
You can Live in California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is present down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block soir.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
You can Live in New York City where...
1. You say "the municipality" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You reflect on Central Park is "nature,"
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5. You've exhausted out a car horn.
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
You can Live in Maine where...
1. You only have four spices: salt, sprinkle, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything crap with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
You can Live in the Deep South where...
1. You can lease a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, MARY BETH, etc.
You can lodge in Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your cover up to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your belfry is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
You can live in the Midwest where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your recommendation of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my cagoule at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
AND You can endure in Florida where..
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can put forward an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
6. The 4 seasons are: acceptable, hot, really hot, and snowbirds
OK I'm not an old fart yet perfectly like your jokes, but I have been all around the country because the ex was in the military.......and my gosh you are so right. I call it Africa hot not ARE YOU KIDDING Me but same diff. And in Louyanna....yeck....it was so muggy that when you got out of the shower you had to dry off 5 mins after you dried off. Thanks for the memories. BTB I was born raised and bred in California and young lady it. Will never leave again, but you hit the nail on the head.
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